whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Source: u-ltravi0lets, via justsuckmyduck)

howdoiputthisgently:

AND THEN AFTER I’M DONE I FEEL LIKE:

honksy:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

“sike”

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

(Source: cayde, via fuckyeahloldemort)

congragulation:

WHOA kids born in 13 will be turning 2000 this year

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